Police Drama

Action one: 8:00 early morning, on the bike rush to school, tram and car share the same lane

Following was a police car, " Madam, can you please stop?"
(STOP) " What's up?" (CONFUSED)
" You have just broken the red light."
" I did not see it"
"Yes, you did not see it. You were on the phone, a car even stopped
for you, otherwise it must be an accident."
"Sorry!"
" You will get warning, and have to pay 60 euros for it!"
"But..................."
(The yellow paper of bill has already been in hand)
(Silence)
What a strict police...........

Action 2: half and one month later, on the bike rush to work, just went out from home,
turnleft.......(music activities close the neigbour, they are checking the parking)

" Madam, can you please stop?"
"Yes, what's up?"
" You are on the walking lane, can not be on the bike, you will get
warning for 15 Euros"
"Hey, I just live here, only turned left then you stopped me, not even
have time to go to the bike lane yet. I am in a hurry, please.."
" Ok, please don't do it next time!"
"OK, bye````"

What a bored police....

Action three: The same day, on the bike to home after work, evening
(FACE TO FACE)
"Where is your bike light?"
" It got stollen this afternoon when I went to work, only the back light left, see??
the front one is missing, ai....only a few hours"
(I was lying, the front one was stollen already half year ago)
"Poor girl, take care for next time"
"Ok, thank you!"

Haha..What a nice police......